Chess AND health care center? Two birds with one stone! Why don't more hotels provide these services?

^ This one might only be funny if you know Chinese. Instead of the English translation, which would read "The people of Qian'nan welcome you," the owners of this hotel in Libo opted to spell out the Pinyin version of the Chinese characters. That's fine, but it appears that they chose instead to use a completely random combination of letters, "Wenbeangz Qianfnanf Aangsxux Mengz." It should actually read, "Qiannan Renmin Huanying Nin." Not even close.

I for one am glad this hotel provides its guests with such strict and straightforward behavioral guidelines.

An unusual twist to the typical story.

Most. Disappointing. Bar. Ever.

There are so many options. It's just . . . overwhelming.

"One of these things is not like the other . . ."